There are too many motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking car!

This cannot be mere coincidence. Evidently despondent over the too-long wait for the release of Snakes on a Plane, some prankster in Oregon put dozens and dozens of snakes in an old lady's car. They were just harmless garter snakes, but it's obvious where this is leading -- and Hollywood would be foolish not to totally steal back the stolen idea and get another sequel in the can. First, put garter snakes in an old lady's car and hope that she simply dies from shock. Then once everyone is lulled into complacency after being educated on the benignity of garter snakes, start dumping poisonous snakes in people's cars. Once completely terrified of both planes and cars, people will start taking the train, and volume four, Snakes on a Train, is ready for production. Then we'll be just one Frogs on a Boat screenplay away from an immortal franchise!